So I've been watching
Ace of Cakes for many years now (aka, since the beginning!). I love it even though I'm not particularly good at cake decorating (horrible actually - please see exhibit A:)
Exhibit A:
My attempt at a house cake
very sad. very, very sad.
yes, there is a cake under this drooping mess of fondant. a lot of cake, actually.
J's mother is an amazing cake decorator. See exhibit B (or, the opposite of exhibit A):
Exhibit B:
happy cake!
So even though I am the epitome of
Bad Cake Decorator, I adore the show. And my love for Ace of Cakes is largely due to the fact that
Chef Duff and I graduated from the same university. AWESOME! Yeah, he graduated in '97 and I was class of '08, but that crazy university gained major street cred when Charm City Cakes started rocking Food Network. Seriously, before Ace of Cakes no one wanted to go UMBC - now its the mecca of coolness.
Reason number two I love Ace of Cakes?
Charm City Cakes is in
Baltimore!! Yay Baltimore! I've got to admit, it is pretty awesome seeing places I know ('street I got mugged on. sweet!'), places I've been ('I walked on that floor! and it's on tv!'), and places I may have driven by ('that house looks vaguely familiar. wait - no.') on national television. I have a lot of Baltimore pride - I've lived here forever and I think it's a kick-butt kind of town. J thinks Baltimore is the arm pitt of the universe and refuses to drink 'Maryland Sewer Water' - so I play Ace of Cakes while he sleeps in hopes he'll wake up
loving Baltimore one of these days.
Reason three Ace of Cakes has the number one spot on my DVR? Duff, Mary Alice, Geof, Mary Smith, Anna, Katherine, Elena, Ben, Adam, and
Cotton the dog (Cotton totally needs to make more appearances - and he kind of looks like Geof). Ok, and everyone else. They remind me of people I know - people I hang out with to drink crappy Maryland beer, play Wii, and watch tv shows like Ace of Cakes and Spongebob.
Reason four? They do stuff with
Girl Scouts, like make cakes in the shape of Girl Scout Cookies - and I like that. Now here I'm going to reveal a huge, deep, dark, hidden secret. You ready? Ok, it's not that huge, deep, dark, and hidden - I have it on my resume. I was a Girl Scout for 13 years. And somehow sticking to it for 13 years didn't even earn me a dinky scholarship. But the inner Girl Scout in me loves every episode where the Charm City Cakes crew does something awesome for the Girl Scouts of Central Maryland - and I kind of wish I was still a Girl Scout so I could go eat a cake shaped like a Samoa.
Reason four?
I like cake. And that is a good enough reason to love a show about cakes.
Charm City Cakes, you're awesome. Keep being awesome. And keep making Baltimore look good. Because one day we're going to convince those Baltimore haters (ahem, J) to start loving this shiny little town.
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ps: just to keep me from looking like a total cake failure, I've got a few pictures of the half-decent cakes I've made too:
This is the ever popular 'Throw Lots of Edible Flowers on it so it Looks Nice Even Though It's on a Paper Plate' trick.
Here is the classic
'Stick Something Yummy on it so no one Realizes it is Falling Apart' trick.
And the most common trick of all - if all else fails, shape it into a fish!
Ok, this wasn't my cake, it was my mom's - plus it's a dip, not a cake. But it's so cute!
Go watch an episode of
Ace of Cakes - and enjoy a nice slice of poorly decorated cake in my honor :) Have a great Tuesday everyone!